No matter what you may think, a few laughs can be had in this country.

Today I went the barber shop on post and had a nice lady from Kyrgyzstan cut my hair. If you know anything about Kyrgyzstan you should know that most of them speak Russian. As I sat in her chair she exchanged pleasentries with the other Kyrgy-barber to her left. Below is what I understood;
"Russian, Russian, Russian, Lesbian Barber, Russian, Russian."

Saturday Morning, 0440, Afghanistan

I awoke to the subtle pop of a sound that reminded me of Iraq, then another...then another. I sat up in bed, praying that I was having another night terror. The overcoms powered up, I knew what it was, and was out of the door before it was announced...

"Incoming! Incoming! Incoming!"

Hello!
In an attempt to make Operation Arathi Freedom excellent, I am coming to you in search of guidance with the officer responsibilities that Nefi and I have so far for our guild.
My questions to you:

1. How do the officer responsibilities look thus far?
2. Would you recommend adding anything?
3. Would you recommend removing anything?
4. Any other tips?

For all the Metal Gear Solid fans out there,

Greetings!
I come to you with a request. Here is the background of my request.

Nefi and I are starting a guild in the mighty world of WARCRAFT, and I am here to recieve insite from fellow MMORPG players.

The guild is called "Operation Arathi Freedom" and right now, Nefi is doing a kickin' job putting together the website. I have lead guilds before, all of which on Kalecgos-US, they were "Dark Angels" which was consumed by "Execution" and Takai's cookie eatin' arse, /yuck. I was also the leader of "Bana Ka Purey" which fell apart after I left over a year ago.

This months edition of Gamepro has need for speed on the cover...but that is not why I am so stoked.

Goldeneye, originally a game for the Nintendo64 (one of the best games ever imo), is being recreated for the Wii...

Wait what?! Is that a typo?! no...no it isn't!

Goldeneye: Rebooted shall be the only reason I buy a Nintendo Wii. With its far superior graphics, gameplay, and original story from the earlier release, it will be a stunning game that will bring back epic memories of long nights melting face while playing as Odd-job.

*giddy noise*

That if a tredmill is on, nonstop, for an hour it automatically beings a "cool down" session. This was the moment when I wondered "is running for more than an hour nonstop bad?"

Recently I noticed how interesting communication really is, and not just through the use of words. Currently I have to communicate with men that hardly understand English, which at times can be difficult. After some literature and focusing on the language barrier I discovered a way to communicate with others.

Greetings!
I do not have an epic story of a rogue dominating a mage but I am the holder of rather interesting recording of a priest named TAKAI.

As this is an introduction I would feel odd if I didn't...introduce...myself.

I am married to a wonderful young lady that seems to mention me one way or another in her blog. Since I met Nefi in 2006 I have continued to play World of Warcraft, and it seems no matter how many times I try to quit, the monster that blizzard has created seems to find me and consume my life again and again.